June 10, 2005: It's amazing how quickly time passes when you occupy yourself with the day-to-day dealings. Hopefully, with the advent of summer vacation, I can find some time to progress with my so-called tale. Believe it or not, I make a lot of idea, but I just get disappointed with their transference onto a comic strip...

November 15, 2004: Wow. Long time, no see. Between school and my computer going on the fritz, I haven't really had much time to do much with the site. On the plus side, I have some better imaging software, so expect the comic quality to be increasing soon (not the humor - only the images).

July 11, 2004: They say no news is good news. None here except a busy summer - have some fun and read some comics!

January 15, 2004: Yikes. Time flies by when you're studying for midterms. I'll try to begin somewhat regular updates from here on out - if there's a moral to this, it would have to be that midterms suck. Not Hoover-vacuum suck, just plain suckage. Thank you and have a good night.

November 17, 2003: Busy, busy, busy. I noticed a problem in the Archives, so I noted it there. If if have the time, I'll get around to it. At least you have six more comics to enjoy now.

October 4, 2003: No, I'm not dead. Yes, I am busy. Here, have three comics. Whoopee-dee! On a cool note, I've seen Confusion Squared get its first "Hourly Bandwidth Exceeded" page appear! It's a mixed blessing - I guess people are coming here after all.

August 15, 2003: New site layout! Whee - fewer ads, easier navigation - why, it nearly makes up for the lack of quality in the comics!

July 30, 2003: I'm back from my ever-so-fun trip to the end of the freaking earth, also known as Missouri. Major culture shock occurs when you wake up and find that the most interesting thing outside is a shrub in the middle of a fifty-acre field.

July 12, 2003: The new comic variety is up - now Confusion Squared actually looks like a professional strip drawn by a slavering, drug-crazed chimpanzee after getting hit by a Mack truck.

June 14, 2003: I've been busy with finals, but I managed to find some time to update. I changed the cast page to reflect the new information in today's comic, and I'm also considering changing the format of my comic to a three-panel one such as in Bob and George.

April 10, 2003: I've been fighting a recurring cough and cold, and it's taken most of the energy out of me. I'll try to update when I can, but I just need to get healthy.

February 27, 2003: No real news, but I feel a tad like this is turning into Oldskooled... just try to stay with me.

Jan. 5, 2003: No, I'm not dead... just- really caught up in the holidays and Metroid Prime. Both are addictive, ya know. Hopefully, updates should be more consistant now. Hopefully.

If you've been checking here, you would have noticed that I updated the comics without the news. Oh well. The end of double updates starts now, so I hope I don't get bombs placed at my front door... The Archives are complete, so if you think that you don't get something, you probably missed a comic- just remember- there are no plotholes...

October 21, 2002: Double updates for a while. Enjoy them while you can. I've managed to stockpile some comics, so updates should be easy, for the time being.

October 3, 2002: I swear, I'm devolving. I've never been so lazy...

September 5, 2002: Double update today. I had a lot of inspiration. I also put a new hit counter on the page, since BeSeen.com went down. Damned free software. Company never makes a profit.

August 24, 2002: God, a month gone already? Suffice to say, I was unable to edit the page freqently during this month, for I was preparing to return to the Hell-hole that is Manchester High School Central. Fun stuff, indeed.

August 8, 2002: I did a quick update before this one, but I forgot to fix the archives and News file. Oh well.

July 22, 2002: I'm pathetic. Truly. My apologies to everyone. Thank you for your time.

June 27, 2002: Sorry about the 'newest comic' button not working. It's fixed now, and you probably have noticed that I killed the annoying music and further shortened up the front page. I'm sorry, but I am powerless to try to stop the annoying-as-hell pop-up ads of doom. Yeah, the newest news is here, and when I feel like it, I'll boot some stuff over to the 'Old News' section. Oh, and people, do I have to beg? Click the Top 100 Comics button or I will really consider getting the Ninja Dispatch on the line. Oh, and one more thing: I killed the marquee and spread its ashes throughout the site.

June 19, 2002: I'm working at it. Give me a little credit, ok?

June 16, 2002: Yay. Summer vacation. There is a God.

May 28, 2002: So sue me. I was busy with school and preparing for finals. Get over it.

May 20, 2002: ... I am hideously lazy... new comic up. News flash: School sucks.

May 7, 2002: Wow, I'm hideously lazy. I probably should have announced my sabbatical, but a combination of sickness, vacation, and overall lack of work ethic has caused me to be incredibly lazy. Something new and different. March 20, 2002: New layout. Wow. This should cut down on the fuss with the HTML crud. Easier for me. Prettier for you.

March 20, 2002: Wow, major update for now. I hope the new site layout is easier to navigate around in. Oh, new comic up, too.

March 15, 2002: I just wanted to shorten the page and add this (ex)marquee.

March 2, 2002: Yeah, I fixed the archives and this images. There was a slight clash between the WYSIWYG editor and the HTML functions. It should work now.

February 18, 2002: Confusion Squared has been officially reopened! New comics! Semi-new layout! New Lemon-fresh scent!

February 11, 2002: I just wanted to fix the broken links.